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Funny Story

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Okay, here's a funny story for everyone....

Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a shoe (okay no shoe, but that at least makes the story sound like it's made up). Anyway, the lady's nephew was in the hospital so she took her baby and went to visit her nephew. When she got to the hospital she placed the baby's car seat in the passenger's seat in order to unstrap the baby. She unstrapped the baby....and WHOOOSH....the wind blew her car door into the door of the car next to her. SCRAAATCH!! "Sigh" said the lady. She set the baby back in the carseat to write a note to the next-car over lady. She stepped over to the other car to place the friendly note on the windshield. WHOOOOSH!! The wind struck again and the lady's car door slammed shut....locked tight.....with baby still inside.....sitting in the carseat but NOT strapped in. HAHAHA went the baby. BOOOHOOOHOO went the lady. Anyway, long story short, the next-car lady came back and said "No Merry Christmas to you, we'll bill you for the damages!!" Then, WEEAWW WEEAWWW (that's a police siren). SCREEECH!! The police car comes to a halt with the very unfriendly police man who unlocks the door without a word and then leaves before the lady even can get the baby out of the car. Oh...yes and the baby has flipped over onto his stomach by this time and is almost to fall on the floor of the car upside down. But still laughing!!!!

Good story, huh? Wish it wasn't true!!

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